Out of the Mouths of Babes

I had the kids late tonight, so after Bella's gymnastics, we decided to meet Jason for dinner at Red Robin. Red Robin is obviously the restaurant to be, because they give you balloons when you leave, and have the best macaroni and cheese. Anyway, I was driving there, minding my own business, when I hear a little voice in the back seat,

Nolan: When I am big, I am going to get hair on my privates.
Katie (almost driving off the road): Oh, interesting. How did you find that out?
Nolan: Daddy has hair on his privates.
Katie: Oh, great.
Nolan: I am already big.
Katie: Hmm... really?
Nolan: Yes, when I was going pee standing up I saw one hair on my penis.

OMG. I almost died. Out of the mouths of babes.